September 24, 2004

It's Not Milk if It's Non-Fat!

Okay, weird non-dairy experience today. I was going to meet a friend for coffee at Coffee Bean and because he was going to be there first, I asked him to order me an iced decaf soy latte. So I get there and I take a small sip and something doesn't seem right. I look at what the employee has written on the lid and it says DNFL. That means "decaf non fat latte." So the following conversation ensues:

Me: "This isn't a soy latte!"

Friend: "Yes it is, it's non fat!"

Me: "What?? It's milk!"

Friend: "No, it isn't milk, it's non-fat!"

Me: "Non-fat milk is still milk!"

Friend: "But it's non-fat!"

Me: "Why do you keep saying that? I'm not ingesting dairy of any kind this week. I don't care if it's non-fat or not!"

Friend: "Well, I don't really think there's very much milk in there."

Me: "A latte is like 90% milk and 10% espresso or something. It's all milk."

Friend: "Oh, well, so why no dairy?"

Me: "Because it's bad for me and I'm trying to cut it out for a week or two."

Friend: "Oh."

So I was too upset that he didn't know non-fat milk was dairy and I didn't go inside to get a soy latte. I just sat there and watched the NFL weep in the sun while thinking WTF WTF.

It seems that from a societal point-of-view, giving up dairy confuses people much more than giving up meat. The Dairy Council has done its job.

Posted by Anna | Filed under: Mitral Valve Prolapse

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