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50 Quotes About Chocolate

Last updated on November 24, 2007

chocolate bar“What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.” – Katherine Hepburn

“There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate.” – Linda Grayson

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz

“Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.” – Fernando Pessoa

“The superiority of chocolate, both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain.” – Thomas Jefferson

“I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.” – Deanna Troi, Star Trek: The Next Generation

“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry

“Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing.” – Milton Snavely Hershey

“Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. It is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.” – Baron Justus von Liebig

“You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.” – George Carlin

“If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage?” – Marquise de Sévigné

“Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.” – John Q. Tullius

“My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex.” – Alicia Silverstone

“Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.” – Anonymous

“Never mind about 1066 William the Conqueror, 1087 William the Second. Such things are not going to affect one?s life … but 1932 the Mars Bar and 1936 Maltesers and 1937 the Kit Kat – these dates are milestones in history and should be seared into the memory of every child in the country.” – Roald Dahl

“Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put “eat chocolate.” Now, you’ll get at least one thing done today.” – Gina Hayes

“Forget love … I’d rather fall in chocolate!” – Anonymous

“I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.” – John Belushi

“It’s not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let’s face it, far more reliable than a man.” – Miranda Ingram

“Any sane person loves chocolate.” – Bob Greene

“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of those pieces.” – Judith Viorst

“Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.” – Lora Brody, Growing Up on the Chocolate Diet

“Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can’t remember what they are.” – Matt Lauer

“All of the evil that people have thrust upon chocolate is really more deserved by milk chocolate, which is essentially contaminated. The closer you get to a pure chocolate liquor (the chocolate essence ground from roasted cacao beans) the purer it is, the more satisfying it is, the safer it is, and the healthier it is.” – Arnold Ismach, The Darker Side of Chocolate

“Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.” – Truman Capote

“The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!” – Terry Moore

“I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.” – John Belushi

“Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world’s perfect food.” – Michael Levine, The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars

“It has been shown as proof positive that carefully prepared chocolate is as healthful a food as it is pleasant; that it is nourishing and easily digested… that it is above all helpful to people who must do a great deal of mental work.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women’s pants.” – Oleg Kiselev

“Chocolate: Here today … Gone today!” – Anonymous

“Life is like a box of chocolates … You never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump

“Once in a while I say, ‘Go for it’ and I eat chocolate.” – Claudia Schiffer

“A little chocolate is like a love affair – an occasional sweet release that lightens the spirit. A lot of chocolate is like marriage – it seems so good at first but before you know it you’ve got chunky hips and a waddle-walk.” – Linda Solegato

“What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.” – George Bernard Shaw

“There’s more to life than chocolate, but not right now.” – Anonymous

“Chocolate makes everyone smile-even bankers.” – Benneville Strohecker, chocolatier

“Chocolate: the poor mans’ champagne.” – Daniel Worona

“Chocolate is a divine, celestial drink, the sweat of the stars, the vital seed, divine nectar, the drink of the gods, panacea and universal medicine.” – Geronimo Piperni, quoted by Antonio Lavedán, Spanish army surgeon,1796

“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.” – Anonymous

“After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.” – Emily Luchetti

“The Spanish ladies of the New World are madly addicted to chocolate, to such a point that, not content to drink it several times each day, they even have it served to them in church.” – Jean-Antheleme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste (1825)

“Nothing is more romantic than chocolate.” – Ted Allen, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” – Anonymous

“Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate.” John Milton, The Devil’s Advocate

“God gave the angels wings, and he gave humans chocolate.” – Anonymous

“Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need.” – Jasmine Heiler

“The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits man to walk for a whole day without food.” – Hernando Cortés (1519)

“Chocolate remedies adversity.” – Jareb Teague

“Other things are just food. But chocolate’s chocolate.” – Patrick Skene Catling

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