10 Quotes About Bananas

10 Quotes About BananasHere are 10 fun quotes about bananas that will make you smile and may make you want to eat a banana!

“I’m getting so old, I don’t even buy green bananas anymore.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez

“Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you’re looking for morals in politics you’re looking for bananas in the cheese department.” – Harry Shearer

“Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.” – Frankie Muniz

“On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at … ” – Mitch Hedberg

“Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.” – Bill Gates

“The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.” – Clifton Fadiman

“I feel pretty good. My body actually looks like an old banana, but it’s fine.” – Mike Piazza

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.” – Groucho Marx

“Man is like a banana: when he leaves the bunch, he gets skinned.” – Proverb

“In today’s job climate, you can’t afford to be a vanilla sundae. You need to be a banana split.” – Peter McCarthy

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